I decided to go with a guest post today. He doesn't know I am posting this and he probably would slam his door and stomp his feet if he knew. I found his writing when I was going through his school papers. He wrote this little missive in between assignments when he was bored. It scares me a bit, because I can totally see him acting out his story.
I think I am seeing a connection between the toaster and a ceiling fan incident years ago.
So, with out further delay- Here's my second grade son's story about the toaster.
One summer day Bob and Mom were in their house eating toast. Bob thought about what else you could put in a toaster beside bread. You can put waffles, poptarts, and bagles. He looked at the plastic bread from his play kitchen and thought what about plastic bread?
He took a piece and put it in the toaster. The toaster began to smoke and then it broke and made a loud BAM!
Mom rushed in the room. Mom yelled at Bob!
"Bob, only food goes in the toaster." Mom sighed and said, "Let's go buy a new toaster."
"Come Bob," said Mom, "Get in the van."
Bob got his coat and got in the van.
Bob loves shopping.
I didn't edit this. It's truly his story and I doubt the teacher read this. It brings back memories of a ceiling fan...This post is from the very beginning of my blog!
I hope everyone is enjoying their summer breaks. I am sure ours will be unforgettable...