Here is my attempt at Wordless Wednesdays.
You Might Be A Redneck If... your children construct weapons out of duck tape and sticks.
I comphiscated this off an 8 year old the other day. He made it at home with duck tape and collected tree bark from my maple trees. Naturally, he had to show me his creation. I do have to give him credit for originality- this is a step up from the tinfoil and cardboard swords we used to make.
He wasn't too keen on the idea that I wouldn't let him play with it...